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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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human:

plot twist: when you feel bugs crawling on you and when you look there’s nothing there, they are actually the ghosts of all the bugs you killed

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tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

i cackled at the video

YOU GUYS

WAIT THIS HAPPENED I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD PHOTOSHIOP!!?!?!

Omg it’s real get me the fuck out of life

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tastefullyoffensive:

Sir David Attenborough finds a sloth. [video]

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