did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
plot twist: when you feel bugs crawling on you and when you look there’s nothing there, they are actually the ghosts of all the bugs you killed
50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]
i cackled at the video
WAIT THIS HAPPENED I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD PHOTOSHIOP!!?!?!
Omg it’s real get me the fuck out of life
Sir David Attenborough finds a sloth. [video]